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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 07:22
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
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Just Forget it!
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
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